Funny Girl Scout Cookie Drug Dealer Memes
The fifth season of the year is officially upon us: Girl Scout cookie season! And it's time to share hysterical Girl Scout cookie memes that remind us all how much we love 'em.
It happens in the first few months of every new year. Those tasty little bites of sugary goodness come along just as we have made promises to ourselves to stick to a diet or a new exercise program. Some folks with oodles of willpower are able to turn the other way when a sweet-faced little girl asks them to support her Girl Scout Troop by buying a package (or ten!) of the sweet confections, while plenty of other people purchase enough Tagalongs (or Peanut Butter Patties) to last them all year until the next sale starts!
All joking aside, the Girl Scout Cookie Program is the world's largest girl-run business in the world. While it satisfies the sweet tooth of cookie lovers, it teaches young Girl Scouts financial and business skills as they earn money for their troop's adventures, like campouts, cooking classes, or even purchasing the supplies for their community service outings. I must confess, it makes me so proud to see my own Brownie tally up that cookie order sheet to tell her Pop-Pop how much money he owes her for his purchases!
Whether you are a Girl Scout parent like me hoping to drum up a little social media business for your little entrepreneur, or just a Thin Mint lover counting down the days until your cookie supplier brings you your next delivery, you are sure to love this collection of funny tweets, memes, and TikToks about Girl Scout cookies!
And make sure you make room in your freezer for some extras so you can make these delicious desserts out of Girl Scout cookies!
Girl Scout Cookie Tweets, Memes, and TikToks
1. Decisions, decisions!
Get out of the shower and the Girl Scout cookies laid out like it was a drug bust: pic.twitter.com/Q9VyLk3ljY
— Justin Johnson (@jusjohnson86) January 18, 2022
2. When you are a grown-up, you can do whatever you want.
Ordered 14 boxes of Girl Scout cookies today don't let them lie to you being an adult is awesome
— Aaron (@alnance10) January 20, 2022
3. Honestly, you can't go wrong with either choice.
.@xoMsKittyKatxo This is so you!! #girlscoutcookies pic.twitter.com/c73tXG4v3i
— Lights (@WarrLights) January 19, 2022
4. You've got a friend in me.
5. No, really, it's for the cats.
I'm both a girl scout cookie dad, and a cat lover. Which allows for wonderful memes. pic.twitter.com/QtQK9qjwUw
— Josh Simar (@SimarJosh) February 9, 2019
6. We wonder if Princess Buttercup is a fan?
There are so many hilarious Girl Scout cookie memes. I'm dying pic.twitter.com/pO6AU6Q559
— Rachel Rowell (@rachelrowell) February 26, 2020
7. Share the love.
"Barack Obama – Chicago Resident" #GirlScoutCookies #girlscoutcookiememes #memes pic.twitter.com/hB9WnDjgBG
— D. Ceezy (@wulverzwitz) January 31, 2021
8. They do taste incredible, don't they?
I made memes for my friend whose daughter is selling Girl Scout Cookies #GirlScoutCookies #GirlScouts pic.twitter.com/1nRyhTM6fH
— Adriana (@PrivateCaboosey) February 4, 2021
9. That's not nearly enough, Jim!
Oh no. What have I done? #girlscoutcookies pic.twitter.com/lgqfz26Yx2
— James Bramble (@BrambleJim) January 21, 2022
10. That's dedication!
My friend's kid: "Auntie E what flavors of Girl Scout Cookies do you want?"
Me: Yes pic.twitter.com/BhDLnGijr2
— Erika (@emesola) January 24, 2022
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11. Thin Mints are the GOAT.
Ordered me some Girl Scout cookies pic.twitter.com/to2QNzKGoC
— EGOT winner Alphonso Walker Jr. (@MrAWalkerJr) January 24, 2022
12. Unless you want Peanut Butter Patties?
Tagalongs are the most consistently underrated Girl Scout cookie. Period.
( Yes Day) pic.twitter.com/AAbd5tyPOm
— Netflix (@netflix) March 15, 2021
13. Delicious they are.
When you only have one box of Girl Scout Cookies left in the freezer so you have to savor every last bite #babyyoda pic.twitter.com/IB1qbnrsci
— Girl Scouts of CT (@GSofCT) December 9, 2019
14. Businesswomen in training!
CONVERSATION I JUST HAD:
ME: Two Thin Mints please
GIRL SCOUT: That'll be $10. Or you can get four boxes for $20!
ME (gentle): Um, that's not a savings
GIRL SCOUT (NOT gentle): NO ONE SAID IT WAS
…
ME: Four boxes would be great.
— Tim Long (@mrtimlong) February 12, 2019
15. No cash? No problem!
Little Girl: Excuse me, sir. I know you want to buy some Girl Scout Cookies.
Me: (You know?) Sorry. I don't have any cash on me.
Little Girl: (Pulls out phone) What's your Venmo?
Me: pic.twitter.com/kRDY0vPjDT
— Shawn Rose (@ShawnFace) February 7, 2019
16. Wait, Reese, you don't *have* to eat Thin Mints straight outta the box?
Just doing my part to support the dreams of young female entrepreneurs… #teamthinmints @girlscouts pic.twitter.com/O71OwY9a8M
— Reese Witherspoon (@ReeseW) February 21, 2020
17. Branch is #TeamSamoas all the way.
Samoas vs Thin Mints… FOOD FOR THOUGHT. pic.twitter.com/7pDL18A8Hm
— Justin Timberlake (@jtimberlake) February 28, 2020
18. Zero judgment from us.
Girl Scout Cookies and Coffee is considered a healthy breakfast right? #AskingForAFriend @girlscouts
— Joe Raio (@joescars) January 14, 2020
19. You know you're singing it in your head now.
checking out some girl scout cookie memes pic.twitter.com/LYCUrCdGvJ
— lauren but it's all staticky??? (@sixregrets) August 2, 2020
20. And I enjoyed it, too!
Who ate the last Girl Scout cookie???#meme #AmongUs #gamermom #SaturdayMorning #familyfun #momlife pic.twitter.com/LkzFcvaYlt
— GamerMom.GG (@GamerMomGG) April 24, 2021
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21. Even Bernie Sanders and his mittens love Thin Mints!
But Girl Scout cookies #BernieSanders #cookierun #BernieSandersMittens pic.twitter.com/rVEAx1gioF
— PackagedWithLoveTroop2927 (@WithLove2927) January 22, 2021
22. Who needs milk when you have merlot?
It's that time of year again! Skip the milk & pair Girl Scout cookies with your favorite pours. Try these tasty pairings this cookie season and have fun finding new wine & cookie combinations!
Book a Girl Scout wine pairing in February and I'll bring the cookies! pic.twitter.com/Xm7uNG8V11
— VinoWithYvette (@VinoWithYvette) January 19, 2022
23. The Bills lost their chance to play in the Super Bowl, but Stefon Diggs can cry into his Samoas.
pic.twitter.com/Cn6YJhGPsb
— katherine fitzgerald (@kfitz134) January 22, 2022
24. Is there a perk for being a repeat customer?
my mom buying Girl Scout cookies: pic.twitter.com/RRJF1PtAlx
— Liv Demk (@_liv_mas_) January 25, 2022
25. Move over, Thin Mints. There's a new player in town.
Adventurefuls are #GirlScoutCookies pic.twitter.com/CzYk7LrTVu
— Kevin Dwayne (@TheWorldofKevin) January 18, 2022
26. I'll take cookies over your chocolate, thanks.
27. The fifth season is the best season.
@tarynitupppp The only season I care about….#girlscoutcookieseason #girlscoutscookies #arelife #thinmintsarelife #whatsyourfav #cookietiktok #allthecookies
♬ original sound – Johnny Sibilly
28. Just pretend that's the serving size.
29. But will you share your stash?
@kindofaquad These are mine and I only share if you do the lil dancey dance #itsfinallytime #girlscoutcookiesseason #girlscoutscookies
♬ original sound – Karah Behrend
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30. Resolution, Schmezolution!
Whoever created weight loss resolutions obviously didn't factor in Girl Scout Cookies! pic.twitter.com/A2MjSSLSr6
— Girl Scouts (@girlscouts) January 8, 2016
31. And I can do it in my pajamas!
getting my girl scout cookies online i love technology pic.twitter.com/Y21AG3tdlO
— thotji abarai (@tenstrife) January 23, 2022
32. Respect the hustle.
Girl scout cookies.
(Shout out to the enterprising girl scout and her dad posted out front of the McDonald's by the weed dispensary in Adams Morgan. Smart location, great business sense) pic.twitter.com/uq6vT8jNVM
— Xavier Lopez (@xalopez) January 21, 2022
33. Same.
34. I'll be over here counting my piles of Samoas.
35. May the odds be ever in your favor!
Me when I found out that someone else in the office is tryna sell Girl Scout Cookies too… pic.twitter.com/TrhEndqmXo
— Corey Richardson (@vexedinthecity) December 22, 2021
Next, check out these Valentine's Day memes.
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